“No go see a therapist, therapy is the best!”
“What a cute little cross-stitch it has his knives and his eye mask I bet robo-mom sewed it for him.” “Luther’s gonna end up boxing somewhere cause this guy just told him to think about it.” “Why am I not surprised at all that Diego lives in a seedy boxing gym?” “Damn girl bringing up his fucked up childhood, hit him where it hurts why don’t you?” “Aha so he was thrown out of the police academy!” “Diego is not even close to over this woman.” “So that means Five committed a crime during World War II before DNA testing was a thing and the prints from it match this crime?” “Number Five is seriously about to snap on this dude for calling him young man cause he’s at least fifteen years older than him.” “Oh no now she’s gonna be worried about Five!”
“Time to go dumpster diving druggie boy.” I bet those were super important and they end up in the wrong hands. “Oh shit that’s the red notebook he wrote all about the kids in! And a bunch of letters. “Oh Pogo definitely already knows where it went he wouldn’t be there otherwise.” “That’s nice at least he always has his brother and he seems like a bookworm so I like him.” “Oh shit so Klaus just has to hear dead people yelling at him?” “Dude you’re back on Earth stop eating your moon goop and get a frickin’ cheeseburger.” “Meeting her future stepdad who’s really her adopted uncle.” “Who sleeps with their alarm clock at the foot of their bed?” I hope they don’t hurt Agnes for information.” “Oh dang Diego pretended to be a detective?” “Poor Agnes her doughnut store was shot to hell I hope she has insurance.” “Being the only person alive in the apocalypse will age you right on up Ter.” “He looks a lot older than his late fifties. “One of the screws fell out of the air conditioning vent panel that briefcase is one hundred percent getting stolen by one of our siblings, probably Five.” “Hey they really brought the franchise back to life with Simon Pegg!” “From the same place that sent those dudes after Five that he absolutely destroyed in that doughnut shop?” “Stop taking those pills I wanna see your powers!” “Yeah he’s not gonna be there when she wakes up.” “Well they only have a week to save the world so we need everyone to comprehend the situation as quickly as possible.” “He seems very frustrated with her for asking such normal questions.” “I know he’s really like sixty so it’s totally fine for him to be drinking liquor but at the same time he’s kinda thirteen so the tolerance is NOT there.” “Oh no his powers! He’s trapped there for four decades now!” “And since Five and Six were gone that just means Vanya was even more alone as Seven.” I feel bad he called for Ben too since he’s dead.” “Well the fact that he called out for Vanya first is very telling. “I think because it’s the future he knows their names.” “How does he know Vanya and Ben’s names if he’s Five? They were given names after he left right?” “Oh is this how he gets to the apocalypse?” “These kids are so nervous for Five right now wow.” “Okay that acorn ice line was the weirdest thing he could have said.” “She bought it with my money it’s my table.” “That’s because you got the dining room table in the divorce even though Nan bought it.” “If you ever stabbed my dining room table like that I would die.” “Rolling a joint at the dinner table? Klaus is definitely my favorite.” “To train them for fighting crime on a mountain?”
“Why would you choose to listen to a record on mountaineering when you could listen to literally any other record?”